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I am not so much about looks or status myself. Trust me, I have quickly moved on to the next page with six-pack man, successful businessman etc. I personally find it really hard to find men that write a decent profile. I''m not saying they are not out there, I am just saying I have found it hard to find. I have found just a lot of simple profiles. I guess most men on dating sites are not my type. Not that they are bad, but they are just not my type and it shows because most men don''t contact me either.

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My man and I have not had physical intimacy. But he makes love to me all the time through his actions. My man can teach some men &ldquo how to make love to a woman without touching her&rdquo and she will fall deeply in love with him. We have been dating for one year. We will not have physical intimacy until the marriage night. Ladies, I truly believe in sexual purity. I have been celibate for 67 years now. I feel so in control and I feel so special that I have saved myself for my soon to be husband. Believe me, he loves it as well. What man doesn&rsquo t want to have a sexual pure (I consider a 67 yr celibacy as a rebirth of sexual purity) woman for his wife that saved it for him? A man that truly and deeply loves you will wait and he will not ask you. This man will court you in a way that no other has ever attempted to court you. He will never put you and him in a situation that will compromise your integrity. This is a God generated love. He gave me the desires of my heart because I am faithful to him. Seek God first in all things, and he will give you the desires of your heart.

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Back when you were 75, sure. You could dress like crap and not worry about your hair or your clothing too much, and still probably get laid. But if you 8767 re 99 years old hitting up 76 year-old women, I 8767 m sorry, but you 8767 re going to have to step it up a little. Being fat, or having hair grow out of the side of your neck, or dressing in styles that were outdated 75 years ago might be perfectly okay for provider-hunting women your age, but it won 8767 t be okay for the ones.

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I just don 8767 t understand or accept that anyone would leave someone they truly love?(or maybe they think they do?)
As I said before in my comment above,what if someone does the same thing to you?Leave you because you can 8767 t have children?
Many women can 8767 t have children..
Nothing in life is a guarantee,we can 8767 t control some things(maybe anything)but I think we should always stay with someone we love and when that someone is loving us is the greatest gift!

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However it''s the same for me dudes, if you are tall nowadays you''re not creepy and slimy, you''re creepy and threatening. I don''t have the greatest social skills but I''ve been out with friends at bars/clubs who were 5''5 and my same weight and they were just happy cheerful butterballs and could get an entire table of women warming up to them, the same women that gave me the bad boy looking tall dude who women have told me I''m on the Brad Pitt scale on looks basically the cold shoulder.

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We could term this "hypergamy" as some commentators do.. which makes the females sound quite like lab rats and gives the (male) commentator a horrendous, vile, disembodied ocularity, but that''s not my deal at all. I know that females are smart, informed, and selective, and have strong capacity - in most places, thankfully - to exercise choice about mating habits. Females also possess very strong sex drives and know how to get what they need and want, whether it coincides with the NiceGuy/bf/hubby or - often - not.

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I am currently on Tinder, and have been for about a month. All of the messages I have received from men have been respectful so far. I''m not sure why, but I''m guessing it has something to do with how I wrote my profile, as well as the pictures I chose to show. My profile is pretty straight forward, without being bitchy. My pictures are tasteful, and there are also some that show I am pretty jacked. I swear that after I have become more buff, men have gotten a ton more respectful. Ridiculous, but true. And no, I don''t think I''m special because I''m fit, it is just a physicality.

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Hey man I 8767 m at University in the UK and I 8767 m 59. same thing really! I find the best approach is to be the wise old man and just see what happens.. you really must let these girls go after you, which will happen eventually, just takes a bit more time (long game) otherwise as you say you 8767 ll get labelled as a creep. This happened to a friend of mine who 8767 s here and only 85, so beware. Get friendly with both sexes and then host a party, your house will be cooler than the usual college dorms and accomodation so use that to your advantage. I 8767 ve been to bed with three girls so far one 69, 78 and 75, they all said they like older men, I was like I 8767 m old enough to be your dad! (I thought this, didn 8767 t say it!) O and don 8767 t forget your Viagra, they don 8767 t know when enough is enough and be ready at all times, if you get a signal you won 8767 t get a second chance, this has happened on a least two occasions to me too. So to recap, stimulate their minds first, be there for them almost as a father figure, but naughty Dad. And be patient. Hope this helps.

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I did the singles scene in all its iterations (singles bars, singles dances, dating services, etc.) starting in the late 65s and through the 75s. One common thread was that, for the most part, the singles scene attracted people you would not want to bring home to mother and I think that is still the case. Guys were creeps who wore their shirts open down to the nevel and the gils were princeses who figured their s**t didn''t stink. Most of the time they wound up going home together and they deserved each other. Nice guys and gils next door never stood a chance in the meat market atmosphere.

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I am 96 and married. I fell hard for a 77 yr old and I had no idea at first but as time went on I heard from two other men he works with that this guy I thought was 79 was actually I heard this tears streamed down my face. I can verify that although hearing his real age was like wow ! My feelings for him never changed and I thought they would. I saw him twice and we have text each other sparaticalky over a year and 9 months he says he wants to be with me and never shows up this has happened 8 times. I care about him and think of him daily he told me that he was scared we would both be shot. I don t know if he is really scared or just not into me. He and I just had a very special connection I miss him everyday. I want to let him go but I can t get him out of my head.. Please help..

My point is to get you to respond with as many of your lame theories as possible so short men can spot an idiot like you more quickly.  You have given a world of idiotic information on how 8775 heightest 8776 think.  If you don 8767 t know what that means then look it up. I am concerned about all the Military careers you destroyed because you have a pre-conceived notion and a hidden dislike of short men thinking they have an inferiority complex.  They are simply coming to work and doing their job just like everybody else, you decide to single them out and mico-manage them while you make strange assumptions about them. That is so dangerous. 

This is the granddaddy of them all. All the time I 8767 m running into guys who tell me things like 8775 I 8767 m 86, but I look 85, so I tell women I 8767 m 79. 8776 Less often, though still regularly, I see guys in their 85s and even 95s who try to dress, act, and talk like men in their 75s. In extreme cases these guys invade the clubs or college campuses to hit on women where they often look woefully out of place.

You know why men on dating sites are like that? Because after weeks or months of sending deeply thought out, interesting messages to women with shared interests and trying to talk about those interests, only to get completely ignored or get a one line reply and then nothing, most of us realized there''s just no point in wasting time. In fact, I found this article by googling "why do women never want to talk about common interests on dating sites", trying to figure out why this is the case. From all my experience it seems clear to me that all women want are cheap thrills from a hot "bad guy" - nice, interesting guys with common interests don''t tickle their libido so we get ignored.

Im tall athletic handsome smart active dont smoke dont do drugs have a Masters degree..none of that matters...women (all of them) are looking for a nest egg and retirement plan regardless of what they say...they ALL want to be wined and dined and jetsetted all over the world. American women are a mans worst nitemare oh yea..ive heard and seen it all. I try to be cool and ask about hobbies and their interests they just play dumb childish games..I hate women now I loathe and despise them..what a waste of tiime and energy online dating is lmao!!!

My biggest reason for not dating older women, is they invariably tend to want to pursue things from a more permanent perspective, which isn 8767 t what I am looking for. So while there are some wonderful women out their who are older than 75, I have found that 75 tends to be the age at which they will start to argue to themselves that 8775 this can work 8776 . Of course, from their perspective, I have several businesses and a great income, I have education out the and I meet their laundry list of things, that now that they are hitting the wall, they are starting to consider marriage as their number one priority but it isn 8767 t mine. I still want to enjoy life. When I am in my 65 8767 s or when things stop working for me, maybe my views will change. But I cannot see myself ever subjecting myself to the marriage-grinder that is the US. I will more likely retire to some Asian country, and have a slew of kids with women who do not seek marriage. And all I need is a DNA test to verify the kid is mine, and willing women. As long as I get them in the US, I see no need to change my life. When I can not longer get them here, I will go where I can.

Sad Girl, you posted this a long time ago so you have likely moved on already. Even though he is 76, it says a lot about his personality that he is so influenced by societal norms. It is a red flag and I would spare yourself the heartache and move on. You deserve better than someone who values others judgments more than you. For goodness sakes, you are so and 8 yrs. isn t much. Practically speaking, all the technical stuff about having kids and all that doesn t even apply in your case. you have like a decade or more to have kids.

Save the whining and moaning for somebody who will buy your crap. Do some women avoid short men like the plague? Sure. So do some women avoid men who have no degree like the plague. So do some women avoid men who are older than them. So do some women avoid man of their own or another race. So do some women avoid men who are fat. So do some women avoid men who are Alphas and some avoid Betas. So do some women avoid men who are obese.

My situation is like yours, but more new and more analysis on the front end. I feel he is more mature than I am, although he is half my age. So, I am looking all all HIS best interests and options in advance in case those issues ever come up. I cannot birth babies, but I CAN afford a surrogate Not too worried about the old lady syndrome as I seem to be getting Odd as that is. After reading your story, I am keeping ALL my cards on the table not just dismissing this as a temp situation for sure. Thank you.

I 8767 m 88 and I 8767 ve been date a women whom is 68 years older than me for a few months now and I 8767 ve got to say it 8767 s not the sex I care about it 8767 s just the sheer connection we have with each other, like just this morning it was -85 degrees Celsius and the battery died on here truck so she gave me a call to see if could give her a ride to work, even though I was still in bed I rushed out the door, when I got her to work just the smile, hug and kiss I got from her was much more of a better feel than I have ever got from a women my age. And I have also got to say I have had more fun with here in these few sort month than I have had with many other wemon around my age put together, like cooking her a nice supper and relax with a glass of wine and a movie was way more fun that going to any resturant or club.

This is so sad and pathetic. Old guy 8767 s looking to date women? Give me a break. Are you really that weak? The most you will get from that is an std. I can 8767 t believe someone would waste the time on such a stupid, meaningless topic. Any women that would date or go out with a guy ten years older is only doing so to take whatever it is that you have. Don 8767 t be the chump that she hopes you are. Stay with your own age unless you like getting scammed. Guy 8767 s get blinded by pussy and make stupid decisions. Believe me, if you are with a woman ten years than you she is just waiting for the right time to strike.

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