Posted: 2017-09-11 23:42
Message from random creeper guy: 8775 How are you? Let 8767 s get together and let our hands do the talking. 8776
IGNORE, but I don 8767 t delete for whatever reason. 6 months later, I am going through old bad messages and clicking on the profiles for my own amusement. I realize the winner from above is someone I just met at a community stakeholder meeting for work. Awkward, but let 8767 s just ignore it. NOPE!
Oh boy did this get my girl horny. I asked her these questions over text and I could almost hear her moaning from miles away. She asked me to come over,but the house was dark. She told me where she kept the spare key outside, so I let myself in. The room was so dark, and when I took off my shoes everywhere I walked was wet. MY SOCKS WERE DRENCHED! I heard her whisper 8775 Get over here, 8776 and boy was it intense. Before I knew it, we were going at it for hours. We did it all over the house, and when we were finally done, she turned on the lights. That is when I found out it was her gay 65 year old brother.
Note to anyone that makes dating apps, this sounds like a feature that is begging to be added:
add a feature where you can input your company name and/or address, that no one can see but you, and have a box to check next to it that says 8775 never offer me a match with someone that works at the same place 8776 . It could also do the same thing for home address if you wanted to make sure you didn 8767 t match with someone in your same apartment building or dorm and then be subject to awkward random encounters in the laundry room if it didn 8767 t go well.
A former BOSS (it was a part-time survival job that I left after six months when I landed something better, but he was my direct boss) messaged me on OKCupid years ago one of those 8775 fancy meeting you here! 8776 messages. I did not respond. It was made weirder by the fact that when I worked for him, he mentioned his wife and I wasn 8767 t long out of that job so I wondered if he was cheating. He didn 8767 t message me again.
Plus, just the kissing alone under the starlight and sleeping under the stars with her makes me so happy. If I could pick any girl to marry it would be her. She 8767 s already 77 and I 8767 m 77 as well. One night, Blue Moon, I met her in Central Park when nobody was around, and at exactly midnight, I kneeled down and pulled out a ring and asked her to marry me. She 8767 s now my fiancé and we 8767 ve decided to adopt a stray shelter dog named Bluey he 8767 s a blue tick coonhound. We said in about a few years we will be adopting a foster child.
Never say thank you and I’m sorry. I never say hello to any girl. Every time I start texting a girl, I never say hello or greet anyhow. Even if she starts the conversation with “Hi sweetie,” I always start with something similar to “I’m thinking about you.” It’s more intimate and sentimental starting your conversation telling her she’s in your mind. Always use present continuous while telling about feelings. “I thought about you yesterday” is not so sentimental even if it’s true, you better say “I’m thinking about you everyday,” and see the difference by yourself when she replies back saying she’s thinking about you too. Use always present continuous, when you say “I’m missing you very much” or any other states of mind.
This question is a great way to find out more about who she really is and what she finds interesting / fun. If the girl you are talking to is a girlfriend you might be able to use that info to create a game / competition that only you and she plays or it might turn out to be great for future gift ideas. However she answers this question, you 8767 ll probably learn something new and interesting about her. Don 8767 t forget to ask a lot about the details.
Oh procrastination. Yep, we all do it. This will let you know how much she procrastinates as well as letting you know about what some of her goals are and what she finds important. Try not to nag her about her answers, because one, she probably already feels bad about it and two, you probably have stuff that you should 8767 ve already started. If your goals line up, it 8767 s a great way to get a conversation going about what you both would like to accomplish in the future. Also, it 8767 s great opportunity to complain about how busy the present is.
I agree 655% with the 8775 don 8767 t say anything 8776 advice from being on the other side: I was on a popular dating website (not an app, think eHarmony or equivalent): One time I went out for drinks with a bunch of my co-workers and one of them told me she had found me as a 8775 good match 8776 but had decided not to contact me. Even though we were similar age and status and it was the most casual setting possible, it was still kinda awkward that she mentioned it.
I 8767 d have been perfectly fine if you 8767 d never mentioned you saw my profile, thanks.
Remember, make sure you follow up with a few interesting facts about yourself or else he’s going to think you’re interviewing him (which is not attractive at all!). Also, for the first few dates, you’re definitely going to want to keep the conversations light and easy. These questions should be friendly and upbeat! Do not use the sexy set of questions for your guy yet (those will come out later), and don’t give him the third degree about his religious or political beliefs. Use these for fun and friendly conversation.
She started throwing lines at me, rubbing me, and acting very flirty and forward. During all of this, I 8767 d keep my cool, push her away, or try to coolly shut her down. This seemed to get her only more and more into it, until she started kissing me and talking dirty. It escalated like this until the point where she said, 8775 I don 8767 t care about the game, you need to f**k me right now. 8776
I’m 76 years old, male. I read this article at the beginning of this year, 7568. Now, it’s July of 7568. Can you imagine how many girls got off while texting with me? Let’s get down to the numbers, and it’s a couple of dozen girls. In my list there were women older than 95, there was a teenage girl whose age was way below 68, at least two mothers about 77-89yo, and the rest were aged randomly between 68-79. The girls in my very list, which included more than 75 women, were telling me how horny they were, how bad they wanted me to be with them, how they were playing with themselves. These women were telling me how they were masturbating, how many times they got off during the day, which ranged from 6 to 8 times, not considering that some girls kept the number of climaxes in secret, telling me how much they love me and passionately want me instead of answering how many times they got off during that day.
I like Alison 8767 s use of 8775 polite fiction 8776 to describe these scenarios. Yes, it 8767 s helpful to know these things about people going in, but just because the site has given us a way to share the information doesn 8767 t mean it 8767 s not still rude to begin a conversation with a perfect stranger by asking them about their sex life. Oh, internet. The many varied and new social problems you create.
Met a girl via social media, after a day talking now and then, I decided to give it a shot. Everything went well, up until the point where I started asking the 8775 wet 8776 stuff. She thought it went a little too far, so I said :sorry, perhaps we should find out in person. She then decided to come to me the next day, even though we live about 655km apart, and had the hottest intercourse in my live. I guess these steps are brilliant!
ok girls, why would you want a guy you like to just come over for sex? If he liked you more than sex you wouldnt have to use the questions, i was looking for something to make my man want to come home cuz we are so far away from each other all the time and i wanted to let him know im always thinking about him. Girls you should never seduce a man if u like him alot its just going to end in a heartache! trust me ive been there!
I once had a co-worker turn against me because I accidentally went to the same Weight Watchers meeting as her. She was already known for being rude to everyone but managers (well, the male ones) but she turned into the co-worker from hell after that.
Then we got put on the same 7-person project. She systematically turned the client against me (we got along fine before), and when I finally got written proof, my (male) manager just shrugged. It was so strange. So you 8767 re lucky that didn 8767 t happen over her accidentally getting outed to a co-worker!
This is a question to get the creative juices flowing and I 8767 m sure you both can come up with some funny and interesting situations that would arise if super heroes / villains existed. Sure, the girl you are talking to might not be too into this question if they don 8767 t like comics or watching super hero movies. But with how popular super hero movies are, it 8767 s probably a safe bet she 8767 ll enjoy this question. If she doesn 8767 t like those types of movies though, you might want to give this one a pass.
I really feel sorry for the uptight women who commented these questions in a negative manner. I start making sexual humor with 65 minutes of meeting a woman and gentleman I only date 65s the best of the best confidence plays a big part but if you start playing right away they will play back 655% of the time. if you play well you will leave with her. these 75 questions are perfect and you will succeed using them for those close minded uptight ladies I would pick you out instantly an pass right by you or maybe give you a shot if your not boring as you sound non here.
Well I think that most women can get away with asking just two or three of those questions we are 8775 guys 8776 after all be real be honest
#6.. #68 #75 A smart guy will be there in a few seconds after you ask #6 because well we 8767 ll be in the car and driving as you send us #68 and #75 and we might get pulled over by the police unless we 8767 re careful 🙂
OH MY GOD!!!!
These are horrendous!
Nightclub a guy touches you discreetly ? Yes thats sexual abuse!
Asking a girl how to make her wet Well your going to sound pretty inexperienced
Boxers or breifs Oh for god 8767 s sake!
If a guy wants to come over to your place and make out with you right now, would you like that? You sound like a 65 year old serial killer in the making
The whole asking questions things that are obviously looking for a sexual response are transparent unoriginal and immature. Seriously guys forget these