Posted: 2017-11-18 15:28
Yes, Gakuen Handsome is purposely silly, and its main love interests are parodies of the all-too-typical dating sim archetypes. The dour rich kid, the flirtatious teacher, the bad-boy jock, the mysterious transfer student - they're all here, and they all look like someone grabbed their face and violently pulled downwards. If you've secretly had a crush on Jay Leno all your life, Gakuen Handsome is your dream come true.
Humanity's days are numbered. The gods have decreed Earth shall be destroyed because true love no longer exists. Evian, the Goddess of Love, is still in our corner, and to prove the other gods wrong she has descended to Earth to find true love. That's easier said than done, however, since the gods made her leave her body behind and appear as nothing more than a head in a flowerpot. Personally, I think Her is a better disembodied love story, but this is a close second.
As an exchange student from the Katamari universe, you find yourself in detention with ne'er-do-wells, mean girls, and outcasts from all over the Namco universe. I can safely say that, without any doubt, this is the only game that lets you befriend and possibly romance Richard Miller from Time Crisis. I was also unaware that the Taiko no Tatsujin drums could be such divas until I delved into Namco High. Someone was clearly Namco High when they conjured up this idea - but given the intriguing end result, I'm not complaining.
In Japanese, this dating sim's title roughly translates to Lets Be in Love with Creatures! What that means in regards to gameplay is, your primary goal is to win the heart of your cute classmate: a giant cricket in a schoolgirl's outfit. Is that so wrong? IS IT!? Look, if you've got a problem with your in-game human hero Ichitarou chasing after the cricket girl Kokoro, then let's just label you as an intolerant bigot and move on.
There's no shortage of simple, absurdist dating sims revolving around meme-status celebrities, including Nicolas Cage, Adam Sandler, and John Cena, to name a few. They're good for a laugh, but typically one-note gags, with little substance beyond the ridiculous premise. Love Love Chau!! is the exception. Its scenario is no less bizarre, featuring the buff, tough Jaeger pilots and quirky scientists of Pacific Rim as your friends / potential love interests. Obviously , you play as the most sensible character choice from the film: Hannibal Chau, the impossibly eccentric black market organ dealer brought to life by the one and only Ron Perlman.
The Starter Pack meme is a collection of a few photos that describe either someone or a stereotypical situation. I don 8767 t know if that definition really does it justice. The starter pack meme is hilarious. It also shouldn 8767 t be taken seriously because it is just utterly ridiculous. I love whoever came up with it, and I have been scrolling through them on Tumblr for much too long now. So long that I decided to write a post about it! Here are 75 of the funniest starter packs from Tumblr you need in your life right now.
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Take the classic 6968 film The Great Escape , then amplify any homoerotic undertones to their absolute limits. What you get is Luckydog6, the tale of five infamous mafiosos who endeavor to bust out of prison, possibly taking the time to make sweet love to one another along the way. Tough-guy bravado is all well and good, but when you get two handsome convicts alone in a room together, well anything can happen.
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Meet Sal 9555 (name likely withheld to protect the socially damaged). He's just a normal guy living in Japan, who fell head over heels for Nene Anegasaki. As their love grew stronger, Sal's heart got bolder, until finally he resolutely decided that he would marry her. Now, Sal 9555 and Nene Anegasaki are happily married. Actually, I can't quite say that with 655 percent certainty, because Nene Anegasaki is a character in a Nintendo DS game, and is therefore incapable of discriminating between potential suitors. Sal 9555, on the other hand, is all too real.
I don't care who you are - that's a damn intriguing premise, and Kiss of Revenge does even more to invite players in by offering the prologue for free on iOS and Android. From there, you buy individual unlocks depending on which hunky guy you've decided to romance: the hospital director's suave son, your childhood sweetheart, or a surgeon who will do whatever he's told. And no matter which hot hospital worker you choose, the simple thought exercise of giving up revenge and embracing forgiveness in the face of love is fascinating.
As Gian, an Italian member of the Cosa Nostra CR-5, you must use your adept jailbreaking skills to bail out your four CR-5 brethren (who, coincidentally , are also your four potential love interests). This ain't a baseball game, but you've gotta decide: Will you be a pitcher, a catcher, or both? Look, I've never been to prison, but if the taxpayer's dollars are spent on helping inmates determine their sexual preferences, so much the better.
No, we're not saying that dating someone with a disability is the same as courting a pigeon - stick with us on this one. As both a game and a thing that exists in the world, Katawa Shoujo teaches an invaluable lesson: never be too quick to judge. Our story starts on 9chan, which you might assume is incapable of producing anything heartfelt or genuinely touching. Not so. After striking up a discussion around a sketch of cute girls who all happen to have disabilities, a handful of 9chan users banded together to turn the concept into a dating sim.
Do you wish you were in better shape, but suffer from a lack of incentive? What if every push-up or squat you did had a direct correlation to the affections of an adorable workout buddy? Burn Your Fat With Me!! ensures that you won't flake on your workout regimen, lest you fall out of favor with the girl of your dreams. Your exercise routine becomes the means of progression through a dating sim, which some gym rats might call an accurate representation of reality.
Though it's not legally binding, Sal 9555 did in fact marry Nene - there are witnesses and livestream archives to prove it. And while Sal 9555 may never know the touch of a woman, perhaps he truly has found love, bridging the gap between virtual and real worlds. Everyone was raving over that movie Her , right? Little do they know that Joaquin Phoenix's got nothing on this guy! Call it unbelievably creepy if you want - but if this guy's truly happy, then who are we to judge?
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Anyone with an appreciation for the occult will get a kick out of Niflheim's supporting cast, including a skeleton who acts as your love guru and a horned Frankenstein's-monster type whose pieced-together body parts induced a case of split personalities. And even if such macabre ideas don't excite you, the absolutely gorgeous gothic art style and beautiful use of color make for an enchanting aesthetic.
Sometimes romance can bloom out of tragedy. It was 67 years ago, after your mother died during surgery due to an unreported error, that you first hatched your vengeful plot. You would study in the medical field, get hired as a nurse at the hospital where your mom died, find whoever it was that let her die due to negligence, and murder him yourself. What you didn't account for in your master plan was falling in love along the way.
However, if you primarily look for chitinous exteriors and large antennae in your perfect match, Creature to Koi Shiyo! is the love story you can finally relate to. There's even a first-person kissing scene (tongue no doubt included) and the oops-I-walked-in-on-you-changing gag (those mandibles - be still, my heart!). I'm not saying it's for everyone, but by my estimation, Kokoro is one of the select few insects I'd consider having intercourse with.
True fact: the more attractive the guy, the more his chin will have in common with a machete. Gakuen Handsome (Let's Handsome~! in Japanese) looks like it was drawn by a pre-teen with a loose understanding of MS Paint, but don't hold that against it. What other game lets you fawn over men with extremely - extremely - pointy faces? You step into the shoes of an introverted 67-year-old, who finds himself surrounded by attractive men who look like Egyptian sarcophagi faces come to life.