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Kevin Gnapoor : [ rapping ] Yo, yo, yo. All you sucka MC''s ain''t got nothing on me, from my grades to my rhymes you can''t touch Kevin G. I''m a mathlete, so nerd is inferred but forget what you heard I''m like James Bond the third. Shaken not stirred I''m Kevin Gnapoor. The G''s silent when I sneak in your door. I make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don''t play like Shaggy, you''ll know it was me, cuz the next time you see her she''ll be like "ohhh Kevin G."
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Gretchen : [ in her English class essay, after being humiliated by Regina ] Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What''s so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that''s not what Rome is about. We should totally just *stab* Caesar!
Gretchen : [ to Cady ] If only you knew how mean she really is. You''d know that I''m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah! Two years ago she told me hoops earrings were *her* thing and I wasn''t allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hannakuh my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn''t even like them and. it was so sad. And you know she cheats on Aaron? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she''s doing SAT prep but really she''s hooking up with Shane Oman in the projection room above the auditorium! I never told anybody that because I am *such* a good friend!
Okay, I get this, but also, every breakup IS different, and sometimes getting back with your ex can be a good idea. I dated a guy for a few months, and he broke up with me due to some misunderstandings, which I completely understood and forgave him for, now we are back together, as he admitted that breaking up was a mistake. We worked it out and its okay now. I 8767 m just saying, because you should keep in mind that it depends on the person and the situation. I don 8767 t like being judged for getting back together with him, it was a decision we made together.
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The second one is just so true. My ex suddenly stopped speaking to me and a few weeks later he made an excuse to my friend about his friends being jealous of the amount of time he spent with me, so that 8767 s why he stopped completely. I spent a few weeks waiting around for him, convinced that we 8767 d get back together soon and that everything would be 8775 perfect 8776 again. But he crushed my hopes again and again and now i 8767 m just thinking that if he really liked me that much, then he wouldn 8767 t have done this. so i am DONE waiting around for him. I 8767 m moving on, and if he complains then i 8767 ll be the first to tell him that if he really wanted me he would have made more of an effort to keep me.
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Regina : She''s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It''s so embarrassing. I don''t even. Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she''d be like, "Why didn''t you call me back?" And I''d be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can''t invite you, because I think you''re lesbian." I mean I couldn''t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she''s on crack.
In case you need a reminder of why you and your ex broke up in the first place, well, we 8767 re here for you girl. Getting back with your ex is (usually) a step in the wrong direction, and we want you to look forward to the future rather than staying stuck in the past. So read these quotes for a few reasons you shouldn 8767 t get back with that loser who broke your heart, stop looking at his pictures and start realizing how terrific you are!
Gretchen : Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that''s not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!
Kevin Gnapoor : [ rapping ] Yo Yo Yo! All you sucka MCs ain''t got nothin'' on me! From my grades, to my lines you can''t touch Kevin G! I''m a mathlete, so nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard I''m like James Bond the third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred - I''m Kevin Gnapoor! The G''s silent when I sneak through your door. And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don''t play it like Shaggy, you''ll know it was me. Cause the next time you see her she''ll be like, OOH! KEVIN G!
As professional women always on the lookout for the best and the brightest life has to offer, we can 8767 t help but reflect back on our past dating experiences, as well as the ones we are currently exploring and those we 8767 ve yet to discover. The best to stay sane, we 8767 ve found, is to know others are going through the same exact thing as you. This is where some very witty—and inspirational—dating quotes come in handy.
Janis : [ to the female student body ] Okay, yeah. I''ve got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her that it would be fun to mess up Regina George''s life. So I had her pretend to be friends with Regina, and then she would come to my house after and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff Regina said. And we gave these candy bar things that would make her gain weight, and then we turned her best friends against her. And then. Oh yeah, Cady - you know my friend Cady? She made out with her boyfriend, and we convinced him to break up with her. Oh, God, and we gave her foot cream instead of face wash.
That 8767 s why we 8767 re here for you with some inspirational moving on quotes to help you get through the pain! And even if you 8767 re not going through a breakup right now, store these away for any future heartbreak or just to show your BFF 8767 s when they 8767 re dealing with this. Oh, and share these on your Tumblr, Pinterest, Facebook, whatever just to show everyone how strong you really are. Check out these 65 quotes to help you get over a breakup: